35 to 58 days later

nothing to do with me

"Party. 6pm Trafalgar Square. Saturday after Margaret Thatcher dies."


Someone's front window in Hyde Park

heroes

expertise

Most people "know nothing about art" so are usually too scared to say anything when they think something is complete bollocks.

crime

Everyone knows Hedgehogs are cool. They basically do whatever they want.


"Shit, we've been rumbled.... Nah it's all right, he's looking the other way."

bus stop

"Have you got a ticket mate?"
"Of course not, I'm a Penguin"

snow face

Walked past this big empty car park and thought it a shame no-one had drawn a cock in it, but as I was about to start had a brief flirtation with decency and so drew a big face instead. As I was finishing some random 13/14 year old boy came to ask what I was doing and offered me a chocolate digestive, which probably means I've achieved more material success already than most artists do in their entire careers.

other people have good ideas too

Hello, partly inspired by this I wanted to try and confuse at least one person. So I stuck a bunch of posters up around town. Someone added their own improvements to one of them.


Click on it to see it all big and stuff.

I was going to go and see if anyone turned up, but it all went a bit fuck it.

aaaaaaaagggghh

80% of success is showing up